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when Kai helps Chanyeol be thug

  • Chanyeol:

    kai. i need your help

  • Kai:

    what do u want

  • Chanyeol:

    be honest... am i thug

  • Kai:

    um...

  • Chanyeol:

    I am, right?

  • Kai:

    well-

  • Chanyeol:

    *big laugh* OHH KAI YOU'RE SO CUTE

  • Kai:

    you're not very thug when you talk like that

  • Chanyeol:

    *pouts*

  • Kai:

    why do you want to be thug anyway?

  • Chanyeol:

    I'm EXO's rapper. I can't have other idols disrespecting me because of my street cred

  • Kai:

    what street cred

  • Chanyeol:

    exactly

  • Kai:

    okay...so what do you need me for?

  • Chanyeol:

    I need you to become my hoe

  • Kai:

    whaT

  • Chanyeol:

    every rapper always has a lot of girls around them! how can i be thug when i dont even have a hoe

  • Kai:

    i will not be your hoe...but I will help you become a thug. First, you need to take that bandana off of your neck. you're trying too hard

  • Chanyeol:

    no no, they hide my hickeys

  • Kai:

  • Chanyeol:

    *leans in to whisper* i don't really have hickeys. i just want people to think i do

  • Kai:

    why would that help you

  • Chanyeol:

    i need people to think i have bitches left and right

  • Kai:

    you don't. the only girl you hang out with is your sister

  • Chanyeol:

    *pouts again* kai, do i bother you :(((

  • Kai:

    thugs don't use aegyo

  • Chanyeol:

    well then how do they get hoes in the first place

  • Kai:

    it's the glare in their eye. the look that tells people- they're a bad boy. the look that makes you wonder...will they strangle me? or will we make sweet love

  • Chanyeol:

    why do you sound like you know a lot about this

  • Kai:

    i read a lot of fanfiction

  • Chanyeol:

    about me? :DDDD

  • Kai:

    no. about kyungsoo

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